Did we have one of these on the old forum? What was in it? I'm not sure I ever went in there.

Man City may win the league

Second pic looks like a small aquatic dragon. I suspect they are interbreeding.

Or a griffin maybe. Possibly even less likely.

Post your favourite SCPs again.  Best website ever.

Read by Simon Pegg.

I'll transcribe some.

Hmm, youtube embedding doesn't work for me anymore

It's kind of broken the who's online column, though.

Hory shit! Reddit is fucking scary

Weirdo said:

Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.

Because people were asking, my greatest shame. (Ed: “my greatest shame” links to an actual fucking imgur gallery of his cum box.)

EDIT 2: A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I’m apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It was planned or anything, it just happened.

EDIT 3: Fuck, this really exploded. ~20,000+ views of my cum box. Did not expect this.

wtf?!?! thats mental

haha

Jesus, i've just spent lunch in wagamama chomping down some yaki soba and reading most of the actual thread (not the comments) and fucking hell! I've seen some fucked up shit and some madness in my life but some of that stuff takes the cake. I believe both in karma and revenge and some people have a whole lot of shit coming their way.

On a seperate note. Probably just as weird...

I've been getting more and more angry with these "bobbles" on the road. Sorry, just looked it up and its called tactile paving. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tactile_paving)

IT HURTS MY FUCKING FEET. I presume I need some new shoes but it manages to hurt my feet when wearing trainers too. I've taken to actively walking around areas with this which is increasingly hard in london because they put them everywhere. Huff.

I'm not blaming blind people, and I understand the use of tactile paving.

Just it hurts my feet :( 

Yes. Your shoes are very shit if those things bother your soles.

Instead of complaining about it you could think of alternative methods to alert the blind to a road crossing.

LOUD NOISES.

We didn't, you did.